Chapter 55

Wherein Priscilla grows up a little and Elvis marries her.

Wherein Priscilla learn to play with dolls even as she becomes less like one.

Wherein Elvis dolls take over the market place and little girls learn that to play with sideburns is the only way to go.

Wherein Elvis learns that even as Priscilla grows up, there are other 14-year-olds out there he can play with.

Wherein we learn that “Hunka hunka burnin’ love” was not a metaphor.

Wherein Elvis does good by his mama and marries his childhood sweetheart. Or at least a sweet child. So they say.