drunken poets' society

Chapter 61

Elvis has left the building.

Elvis is dead on the crapper.

Elvis never did an illegal drug in his life.

Elvis wanted to be a special agent of the DEA.

Elvis loved playing with guns.

Elvis loved little girls.

Elvis loved to see dark pubic hair curling around the edge of white panties.

Elvis loved to watch little girls play with dolls.

Elvis loved his mother.

Elvis had bad taste.

Elvis was a hillbilly sharecropper.

Elvis' momma had an affair - Elvis' papa was a black man.

Rumours of Elvis are unfounded.

Rumours of Elvis are well-founded.

Elvis broke his leg in 1992 but is walks OK now.

Elvis had an affair with Rock Hudson.

Elvis used to drool.

Elvis died of natural causes - drugs.

There are more Elvis impersonateors in Las Vegas than preachers.

Elvis is bigger than Christ.

Elvis heals.

Elvis saved my baby.

Elvis was controlled by Liberace.

Elvis was a space alien.

Elvis was a plot by the C.I.A. to control troubled youth.

Elvis never existed.

Elvis landed on the moon.

Elvis lived on cheeseburgers from May-Wee Jenkins.

Elvis invented the cheeseburger.

Elvis faked his own death.

Elvis had secret sex surgery and now goes by the name of Gladys.

Elvis doesn't like hippies.

Elvis loved his momma.

Elvis loved his momma.

Elvis loved his momma.